Massage parlors and Sp's seem to be a dime a dozen. Not like the good old days when the service was good and the girls were gorgeous. This seems alot more rare now then back then. What would you fellow pooners like to see in a MP that would put it far above the rest? I ask that you don't post your answers but PM them to me instead.

What type of service that would set it apart from the others?
What type of decor? Fantasy theme rooms? Massage? Beds? Tell me.
How many rooms?
Please send me any ideas that you feel would make it the best around and keep you coming back over and over again and again