The award for the worst MP answering machine recording goes to...

Spa Sensuous

What a terrible recording. She has an annoying british accent and speaks so close to the phone her voice distorts.

If that isn't painful enough, they never clear their messages so their voicemail is always full and you can't leave a message.

For a place that claims it is designed to Trend standards and is "Canada's Premiere Massage studio" (BULLSHIT! Go see Blue Pearl in Toronto or Revive in Edmonton!)

they've got some pencil sharpening to do and fast.

Considering their manager is from Toronto I'm sure she's fooling only herself if she thinks Spa Sensuous is Blue Pearl