LOL @ this story....

A man walked into a police station in southern Sweden last week to complain about the quality of the hash that he had been sold, asking for a lump to be tested for traces of LSD.

The 26-year-old cannabis connoisseur declared to surprised police officers in the provincial Skåne town of Eslöv that he was not satisfied with the quality of his stash and would like to lodge a complaint, local newspaper Skånskan reports.

The man told officers that his ganja had not delivered the desired effect, leaving him feeling decidedly ill-at-ease and in the midst of a nightmare scenario where his girlfriend resembled a dolphin.
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...can you imagine someone as dumb (or stoned)?
...and a girlfriend resembling a dolphin, lol... I wonder if he was actually at the zoo at the time or if his girlfriend is indeed that f.ugly and he just realized it